My goatse/Digg/ron paul challenge

For the record : I like Ron Paul, but I like Digg better.  And the Ron Paul supporters have just gone too far.  To sum up, his supporters have taken to using Digg as a running Ron Paul infomercial.  A large percentage of them will vote on anything and I mean anything related to Ron Paul.

To correct this, I am personally offering a bounty of $100 payable by paypal who can ever meet the following challenge.
Create a Digg link that makes it to the most popular page for the better part of a day.  The link title and description should be some piece of Ron Paul fluff - oh he won the straw poll, oh he won the maryland debate, blah blah.  But the link, should go to a goatse picture. 

At this point, we will collect the names of those Ron Paul morons and... well I haven't gotten that far.  But whomever submits this story will get $100 via paypal.  Better yet, let's get the ball rolling and see how much we can raise the pot....